Tuesday, December 22, 2015

How To Get Laid On Your Travel

By Jonny Blair


Travel and sex go hand in hand and there are some easy ways to get laid on your travels. Whether it s a nude street encounter, a bit of casual fun or a relationship you're after, here's a few of my tips. Stay safe by wearing a condom (and this is written from a guy's point of view by the way)

1. Stay in MIXED dorms!

Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!

Advice is - buy her a drink or 2, wear a condom and don't disturb your roommates!

2. Talk to the hostel staff.

The staff in the hostel are often too busy with their lives to have sex or even mingle with foreigners. Break the mould - talk to the female staff, ask them out, and give them a nice send off before you board a dodgy bus to another city...

My advice - go out the back of the hostel and get it on ;-)

3. Have a beer in a local bar.

Bars attract people that are sociable and outgoing. Local girls like a bit of variety, they'll want to meet foreigners and strangers. So prop up beside them, buy them a cocktail of their choice, listen to their life story and invite them back to the hostel for a 'nightcap'. Also chat away to the bar staff - I've done bar work countless times and know how it works. Staff shag each other, customers root the staff, one night stands etc.

What's my advice - talk to the local girls and buy them a drink but don't give too much information about yourself. And beware of 'working girls'.

4. Travel with other backpackers

Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!

Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!

My advice - get booked on tours with other travellers, get talking to them then drink and ****

5. Red Light Areas!!

In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.

What's my advice - this should be a last resort so take care and always put a condom on.

6. Party!

Get onto a pub crawl to meet loads of people, potential sex partners lurk!

Advice - Enjoy yourself, but don't drink too much and wear protection of course!

7. Don't be choosy!

Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!

Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!

8. Take your clothes off!

Not necessarily the best tip ever but you will raise some eyebrows and get a laugh for sure. There can't be many things funnier than waking up in a hostel room to watch someone bounce around naked! Let the girls see what you've got!

What's my advice - be free - strip off in hostels for the other sex!

9. Fu*k your travel buddy! If you're travelling around with a girl and it's just the two of you. Sooner or later there might be a moment you have to get changed together, squeeze onto a bus together, dance together, support each other, hug. These things can always lead to wandering hands and a bit of pleasure. Better still as you already know them. Often known as friends with benefits or special friends.

When you travel with a girl and you know each other well - these things happen. You'll already have shared showers, buses, beds and tours. It's about time you became "friends with benefits".

My advice - you might as well get it on with your travel mate - you're friends after all!

Advice - Don't stop loving!

If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!

My advice - love her and see the world with her!




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